1. 75%
Boys have girlfriends, rest 24 % have brains…remaining 1% are like me, who have
both.
2. I
will be back before you pronounce “ajgjfahdgykytrbcdhfk”.
3.
Typing…..
4. I’m
not special, I’m just limited edition. 
5.
WhatsApp Status is Loading……
6. I’m
COOL but Global Warming made me HOT.
7. Scratch
here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to know my status.
8. Distance
Sucks…..my room is so far away from the kitchen.
9.
Status is downloading……..99% complete…..downloading failed.
10. Three
Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook).
11. Our
marriage is like work-shops. I work and my wife shops !
12. If
you can’t change a girl, change the girl.
13. God
is really creative. I mean just look at me.
14.
Life is short….chat fast !
15.
Status is under construction…check back soon !
16. I
don’t have a dirty mind…I have a sexy imagination.
17. Too
busy to update a status….. 
