Whatsapp Status

1. 75% Boys have girlfriends, rest 24 % have brains…remaining 1% are like me, who have both.

2. I will be back before you pronounce “ajgjfahdgykytrbcdhfk”.

3. Typing…..

4. I’m not special, I’m just limited edition. 

5. WhatsApp Status is Loading……

6. I’m COOL but Global Warming made me HOT.

7. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to know my status.

8. Distance Sucks…..my room is so far away from the kitchen. 

9.  Status is downloading……..99% complete…..downloading failed.

10. Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook).

11. Our marriage is like work-shops. I work and my wife shops !

12. If you can’t change a girl, change the girl.

13. God is really creative. I mean just look at me. 

14. Life is short….chat fast !

15. Status is under construction…check back soon !

16. I don’t have a dirty mind…I have a sexy imagination. 

17. Too busy to update a status…..